Watch the video HERE.
I couldnt't embed it here as the asshats who uploaded it disabled embedding on other sites!
Well, here is the transcript of Mr.Maher's speech that I put together after much toil:
But I do worry about America's military-industrial complex using any excuse to ramp up the war machine again. Be careful Mr.Kim Jong, I know threatening the US is fun but the reason it can bite you in the ass is with Afghanistan winding down America is now dangerously close to not having a war! And if know our history that is something we will not tolerate. Because when America doesn't have a war, its gets a little sad. It gets a little introspective contemplating stuff like poverty, schools, our crumbling infrastructure and its not fucking fun!
Just like we're the gun country, common, we are the war people. We don't need a lot of encouragement. Have you ever met John McCain? Offering to goto war with US is like offering to goto drinks with Lindsay Lohan! We are already in the car.. pre-emptive wars, just wars, wars of choice, wars of liberation, drug wars, wars we put on the credit card, anything with war on the title.. we are so there!!
We fought Mexico to steal Texas, Spain to steal the Philippines and the Indians because no one has invebted Iraq yet! Just in my lifetime, we have invaded Vietnam, Cambodia, The Dominican Republic, Grenada, Panama, Bosnia, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Iraq again! Thats when you know you are war mongers when some countries are coming up twice!
Now, now undoubtedly some wars were necessary.. the Revolutionary war, WWII, and despite it being controversial among Libertarians.. the Civil War. Like seeing that Lincoln movie that no one wanted to do, but it had to be done. However, if you type "wars involving US" into Wikipedia, the list is 32 pages long!! We have been at it with somebody or other for 216 of our 237 years! At some point don't you have to look in the mirror and say, "Maybe it's me".
Our defense budget uses upto 50% of our discretionary spending. And almost of all it since 9/11 has been on the "layaway" plan. By 2020 we would have spent a Trillion $ just on Afghanistan and Iraq just on the interest. So Im sorry North Korea, I know this sounds harsh.. but.. you just gonna have to kill yourself!
This America needs to start defining peace as strength! You know who is the role model for every presidential should be? Jimmy Carter. Because he is one of the all of them who figured it to sit in the office for 4 years and never fire a shot. And every president's negative example should be Dick Cheney who even shot his friends in the face. So Hillary Clinton, I hope you are listening to this and I hope you remember the reason why you lost your primary battle in 2008 is because you voted for the Iraq war and some guy named Obama was smart enough to be against it. And in your upcoming campaign.. I mean if there is one.. who knows? Anything can happen! I hope you know you dont have to run as an Iron Lady. That was your mistake last time. Because what good is being the 1st female president if you still have to be a dick!! <Huge Applause>
I couldnt't embed it here as the asshats who uploaded it disabled embedding on other sites!
Well, here is the transcript of Mr.Maher's speech that I put together after much toil:
But I do worry about America's military-industrial complex using any excuse to ramp up the war machine again. Be careful Mr.Kim Jong, I know threatening the US is fun but the reason it can bite you in the ass is with Afghanistan winding down America is now dangerously close to not having a war! And if know our history that is something we will not tolerate. Because when America doesn't have a war, its gets a little sad. It gets a little introspective contemplating stuff like poverty, schools, our crumbling infrastructure and its not fucking fun!
Just like we're the gun country, common, we are the war people. We don't need a lot of encouragement. Have you ever met John McCain? Offering to goto war with US is like offering to goto drinks with Lindsay Lohan! We are already in the car.. pre-emptive wars, just wars, wars of choice, wars of liberation, drug wars, wars we put on the credit card, anything with war on the title.. we are so there!!
We fought Mexico to steal Texas, Spain to steal the Philippines and the Indians because no one has invebted Iraq yet! Just in my lifetime, we have invaded Vietnam, Cambodia, The Dominican Republic, Grenada, Panama, Bosnia, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Iraq again! Thats when you know you are war mongers when some countries are coming up twice!
Now, now undoubtedly some wars were necessary.. the Revolutionary war, WWII, and despite it being controversial among Libertarians.. the Civil War. Like seeing that Lincoln movie that no one wanted to do, but it had to be done. However, if you type "wars involving US" into Wikipedia, the list is 32 pages long!! We have been at it with somebody or other for 216 of our 237 years! At some point don't you have to look in the mirror and say, "Maybe it's me".
Our defense budget uses upto 50% of our discretionary spending. And almost of all it since 9/11 has been on the "layaway" plan. By 2020 we would have spent a Trillion $ just on Afghanistan and Iraq just on the interest. So Im sorry North Korea, I know this sounds harsh.. but.. you just gonna have to kill yourself!
This America needs to start defining peace as strength! You know who is the role model for every presidential should be? Jimmy Carter. Because he is one of the all of them who figured it to sit in the office for 4 years and never fire a shot. And every president's negative example should be Dick Cheney who even shot his friends in the face. So Hillary Clinton, I hope you are listening to this and I hope you remember the reason why you lost your primary battle in 2008 is because you voted for the Iraq war and some guy named Obama was smart enough to be against it. And in your upcoming campaign.. I mean if there is one.. who knows? Anything can happen! I hope you know you dont have to run as an Iron Lady. That was your mistake last time. Because what good is being the 1st female president if you still have to be a dick!! <Huge Applause>
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